So now that the party’s over, you’re either back in your bed passed out, or you’re back in your bed (or someone else’s), fooling around.
What to do about those neighbors next door who keep asking you to keep it down, though? Music, of course!
This isn’t time for Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, though. Oh no…this is all about the sexual lyrics and the occasional raunchy verse that’s almost too much to handle.
You don’t want to start things out too fast, so start out with Usher’s “Love in this Club” or something cheesy like that, so you can both laugh and get the awkwardness out of the way the music is required for hooking up. Snoop Dogg’s “Sexual Eruption” isn’t too bad either.
After this, perhaps send a message with Missy Elliot’s “One Minute Man” in the hopes that he’ll focus more on the girl than himself. “Oops (Oh My)” by Tweet is also a great song to get undressed too.
Once things get officially hot and heavy, play some Amy Winehouse jazz “Amy Amy Amy” is a sensual song about finding a man who really knows what he’s doing… and is apparently really sexy.
Have you ever heard Mya’s “My Love is Like…Whoa”? If not, you should listen to it after you’re done reading this. Then add it to your playlist because you’re going to want him to know you’re on top of your game.
Words of Advice: stay away from anything that suggests cheating or prostitution… while guys probably don’t care, girls are likely to get really offended. “What’s Your Fantasy” and “Area Codes” by Ludacris are both fun songs, but guess which one you shouldn’t use?
Remember Snoop Dogg and Akon’s “I Wanna Fuck You”? It might be too cheesy, but it’s certainly worth a try.
Of course, add in some of your favorite indie music (the Postal Service, perhaps?) with lyrics that nobody knows… keep it light and upbeat, but that always you to really get into it with your mate. Sometimes words get stuck in your head and you end up singing and playing around at the same time. Which, unfortunately, is actually necessary sometimes. Beware the lame man.
Once you’re done, kick him (or her) out of bed and ask them to either go for a walk or get the fuck out of your room because you’re tired and you want to get your drink on tomorrow by 2:00 P.M.
Sometimes music sets the mood just right, however, so if the night ends well who says they have to leave?
Oh, and if he’s packing, be sure to add Beyoncé’s “Ego” just for kicks… or at least listen to it once he leaves. Or better yet, when your friends ask how it was… just play this song and the message will be clear enough.